Post by Lex Luthor on Aug 14, 2012 20:34:36 GMT -10
We’re focused on a Television set. It turns on.
“SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Jack Holtz Honda is bringing YOU… FREE TIRES FOR LIFE… That’s FREE TIRES… FOR LIFE!… Did we mention, FREE TIRES… FOR LIFE?!?!?!”
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“Nah Maury… I ain’t dat baby’s daddy… Sheniqua’s been ho’n ‘round wit’ err *beep* in town. Ain’t no way dat baby’s mine.”
“Well Tyrome, we’ve got the results and, the DNA test is ninety eight point six percent sure that………. You ARE The father.”
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“Kanye West, look out… Does Kim Kardashian have eyes for business tycoon and famed science and technology innovator Lex Luthor? Watch Entertainment Tonight at…”
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Our TV Has found a male and female news anchor.
“Hello Metropolis… I’m Chris Jacobs…”
“And I’m Brooke Leonhart.”
Chris Jacobs, “Our top story tonight, the globally renowned Lexcorp founded right here in Metropolis has announced that they’re teaming up with the Metropolis Police Department to ensure safety to the citizens of Metropolis. We sent field reporter Laney Summers to Lexcorp Towers earlier today to speak with famed Lexcorp Chairman and CEO Lex Luthor.”
We switch to a blonde reporter standing with a professionally dressed Lex Luthor outside the Lexcorp building, the sun shining bright in the background.
Laney, “I’m here with world renowned entrepreneur and innovator, Lex Luthor. Mr. Luthor, the word on the street is that Lexcorp is teaming up with the Metropolis Police Department to help fight crime here on the streets of Metropolis. However, the details of this relationship and what services you’re providing the Metropolis Police Department have not been revealed. What exactly is Lexcorp’s involvement with our police department?”
Lex smiles… He’d flashed his more brazen, power hungry side to a couple of people over the last week or so but he could still seem as wholesome as apple pie when he needed to.
Lex Luthor, “Unfortunately Miss Summers, I am not at liberty to divulge any further information. However, let me say this… I was born right here in Metropolis. I was raised in the Suicide Slums and as you know, there is no bleaker an area in our fair city. I grew up with drugs, prostitution and violence all around me. So I know first hand how difficult it is with this criminal element on our streets. I hold Metropolis near and dear to my heart and it is with this knowledge of the rampant crime in our streets and the love of Metropolis in my heart that I have gotten together with Mayor Berkowitz as well as the Metropolis City Police Department to unveil a new age in crime prevention.”
Laney Summers, “A New age in crime prevention? It sounds splendid but, when will we know more?”
Lex Luthor, “Thursday evening… I have invited the Chief of Police, the District Attorney and the Mayor to join Lexcorp President Andrew Harington and myself for a major press conference in the middle of Centennial Park Thursday evening at Six PM. I encourage all members of the press from here and afar to watch as we unveil the new age of protection and crime prevention for Metropolis… And perhaps, eventually, the entire world. Lexcorp cares about our community but, it’s not enough to just say it… We need to show it. And we’ll explain exactly how we intend to do that this Thursday evening. I certainly hope you’ll grace us with your eloquent presence Miss Summers.”
Laney Smiles, “I wouldn’t miss it for the world. Lexcorp and Metropolis teaming up to clean up the streets? I wouldn’t want to be a criminal in this city. We’ll find out just what Lexcorp and the Metropolis Police Department have in store this Thursday night. From Lex Corp Towers, I’m Laney Summers.”
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