Post by Joker on Jul 30, 2012 7:54:30 GMT -10
Doctor: "Taped patient interview number one. Subject has no registered name, alias listed as The Joker. Good morning. My name is Doctor Shelly Westwood. I'm here with the man that they call The Joker. How are you today?"
Joker: "hehehe Am I... okay? Doctor let me ask you something."
Doctor: "We want you to be as comfortable as possible here so go ahead, ask away."
Joker: "What... purpose.... is it that you serve here. What is it that you're really trying to accomplish. What are you going to do, one of those... psych evaluation tests? See Doc there's nothing wrong with me but I can see it in your eyes. I can sit here across from you and look you right in the eyes and I can already tell what you're thinking. You think I'm insane but I assure you I'm perfectly sane. But I'll play along, Doc. I'll play your little game... as long as you play mine."
Doctor: "Yours?"
Joker: "You act... surprised, Doctor. You didn't think I would come empty handed, did you?"
Doctor: "Alright, Joker, I'll play along. What is your game?"
Joker: "Well now, we don't want to spoil the surprise, do we? We'll hold off just a little bit, doc, lets do what YOU want to do for now. The... surprise will come later."
Doctor: "Very well. You think you're sane and I'm sure you are but you have an illness; an illness that while you're here we can cure you of, Joker. We can send you back into the world a new man. You'll be able to live a guilt-free life, Joker, live like everybody else. No more Joker persona. We can give you a real identity to live a normal life."
Joker: Normal? NORMAL?! I AM normal, Doc. Let me ask you something.... do you know how I got these scars?
The mood of everything changed right then and there. Many of Jokers... personal victims all heard the story of how he got those scars that make the permanent smile on his face one last time before he killed them. Before Dr. Shelly Westwood could even react, Joker slipped a knife out of his sleeve, just a little one. Of course they thought upon entering that they had everything but if there's one thing about the Joker is that he's always got something on his mind; and just when you think you've got all of his tricks there's always more. He's always got something up his sleeve and in this case... it was a blade. And in that instant Joker leaped over the table pressing the Doctor against the wall, the blade up near her face. The door busts in, and armed guards rush into the room.
Doctor: No! Stop! (The guards do as the doctor requests but keep there eyes on Joker) How did you get those scars?
Joker: Well I'm glad you asked... see back in my childhood days I was an honor student and that made the pranksters mad. It made them so angry that one day between classes these pranksters... a couple of bullies they were decided to pull me into the bathroom and lock the door behind me. They slammed me against the wall and held a knife to my face... just like I'm doing to you right now. And do you know what they said?"
Doctor: N....
Joker: SHUT UP! Nobody told you to speak! If you talk out of line again... haha... I may just have to put a smile on your face then you could be just like me haha. You see these bullies... these bullies held me against the wall and they called me all kinds of nasty names but the words didn't hurt, but they looked at me and they said WHY SO SERIOUS?!
The guards had enough and in good timing because just as Joker had finished his line he was pulled forcefully away from the doctor. A smack to the head with the handle of a gun knocked him out cold and he was dragged away.
End tape.
